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Sunday, September 7, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Episode 9 : Animals skins???
The trio and their somewhat too big a leader exits the city in which their last location was at. Jon graduated as an archer. Toh became the stealthy, but actually clumsy, ninja. Neo himself became a mage, complete with his graduating staff of magical magicness-ness. X was clearly a swordsman, seeing his thick and gleaming armor, and his big and shiny sword. Everybody likes shiny things.
"Ok guys, time for your first quest" said X. "A quest?" asked toh. "A quest is a mission sent out by NPC's and carried out by players who tend to need the extra experience and gold. Some quests need specific players to carry it out, say the 'bandit night' quest is only for ninjas. And some quests need specific items too. For now, I recommend you guys to choose the 'leathery fight' quest. You can activate this quest by speaking to Lora, who is conviniently next to us". "So... all we have to do is talk to her?" asked jon. "Yep." said X. The trio talked to her.
"Ok, says here we need 10 animal skins." said neo. "So now we get those animal skins. And I know the perfect place to get them easily..." said X.
The three went off to their first journey accompanied by their trusted swordsman, in search of animal skins. As they neared their destination, neo caught a glimpse of someone hiding in a shrub. He looked at it closely, but gave up to join the rest of the players.
"Ok here we are". The four entered a large forest area. Tall trees surround them, making it hard to see. Ahead they see a deer. X whispered to them " You get animal skins by killing animals such as deers and wolves. Toh, since your a ninja, I want you to go up to it closely and immediately snare it with your capture skill, and then jon and neo will join in, killing the deer. K?". The three nodded in agreement. Toh did just as X said, and with quick succesion, took down the deer, allowing jon and neo to storm in. "piece of cake!" said toh.
"K now we do it on 9 more animals." lets go.
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"Ok guys, time for your first quest" said X. "A quest?" asked toh. "A quest is a mission sent out by NPC's and carried out by players who tend to need the extra experience and gold. Some quests need specific players to carry it out, say the 'bandit night' quest is only for ninjas. And some quests need specific items too. For now, I recommend you guys to choose the 'leathery fight' quest. You can activate this quest by speaking to Lora, who is conviniently next to us". "So... all we have to do is talk to her?" asked jon. "Yep." said X. The trio talked to her.
"Ok, says here we need 10 animal skins." said neo. "So now we get those animal skins. And I know the perfect place to get them easily..." said X.
The three went off to their first journey accompanied by their trusted swordsman, in search of animal skins. As they neared their destination, neo caught a glimpse of someone hiding in a shrub. He looked at it closely, but gave up to join the rest of the players.
"Ok here we are". The four entered a large forest area. Tall trees surround them, making it hard to see. Ahead they see a deer. X whispered to them " You get animal skins by killing animals such as deers and wolves. Toh, since your a ninja, I want you to go up to it closely and immediately snare it with your capture skill, and then jon and neo will join in, killing the deer. K?". The three nodded in agreement. Toh did just as X said, and with quick succesion, took down the deer, allowing jon and neo to storm in. "piece of cake!" said toh.
"K now we do it on 9 more animals." lets go.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Episode 8 : jon's story
"Hey jon, whaddya wanna be?" asked toh. "I think I'll go for... archer! How bout you neo?". "Me? Maybe a mage." said neo. "Im gonna be a ninja!" said toh. "Well, I guess this is where we step in right? The circle of light thingyness?" said jon. " I guess so". The trio stepped into their chosen circle of light.
Jon's travel through the time continium wasnt that amazing, so we're skipping that part. As he lands on a cool chair conviniently placed at where he was landing, he looked around. The room was fairly big, with banners bearing the symbol of a bow and arrow. The chair he was sitting on has the symbol too. In front of jon were 2 people, probably NPC's (non-playable characters) as jon rose from his seat, the 2 NPCs began to speak. "Welcome to the archer training centre. For the next few hours, you will be here training on how to be an archer. Please bear in mind that you may fail the entrance exam. I am Sheila, the longshot expert, and my assistant whos name is insignificant. Please ask me for any problems while you're training here. Now lets move on to our first course of training." Suddenly the ground underneath jon began to give way. It was a trapdoor! Jon fell... and fell... and fell... and... is still falling. Until he landed on a piece of soft, totally harmless and not sharp rock. "Ow!"
Jon looked around and saw that he was standing on top of a platform, and was surrounded by moving targets. The insignificant assistant appeared behind jon, scared him a little and gave jon a bow and some arrows. Sheila appeared in front of jon, floating on a cloud like Goku. She then started to speak " Hit as many targets as you can. For this test, we will change your auto-aiming mode to manual aiming mode. In manual aiming mode, you get to shoot freely using the small circle on your screen. This is good to experienced players since they aim to get headshots. Headshots and buttshots (yes the shot at the butt) are rare when you are in auto-aiming mode. Please proceed with the test now." Sheila disappeared and now Jon is left alone.
"Ok... shoot the target eh? This should be easy." Just as jon said that, the targets began to move in random directions. "Oh ****...." Jon loaded an arrow on his bow and aimed at one target. he released the trigger. Whoosh! The arrow went straight, flying into the air. It goes... and goes... and GOES!!! Thud... The arrow pierced the target! "WOOHOO! SCORE!!!" jon let out a yell of excitement. "From this point, I bet its going to be easy..."
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Jon's travel through the time continium wasnt that amazing, so we're skipping that part. As he lands on a cool chair conviniently placed at where he was landing, he looked around. The room was fairly big, with banners bearing the symbol of a bow and arrow. The chair he was sitting on has the symbol too. In front of jon were 2 people, probably NPC's (non-playable characters) as jon rose from his seat, the 2 NPCs began to speak. "Welcome to the archer training centre. For the next few hours, you will be here training on how to be an archer. Please bear in mind that you may fail the entrance exam. I am Sheila, the longshot expert, and my assistant whos name is insignificant. Please ask me for any problems while you're training here. Now lets move on to our first course of training." Suddenly the ground underneath jon began to give way. It was a trapdoor! Jon fell... and fell... and fell... and... is still falling. Until he landed on a piece of soft, totally harmless and not sharp rock. "Ow!"
Jon looked around and saw that he was standing on top of a platform, and was surrounded by moving targets. The insignificant assistant appeared behind jon, scared him a little and gave jon a bow and some arrows. Sheila appeared in front of jon, floating on a cloud like Goku. She then started to speak " Hit as many targets as you can. For this test, we will change your auto-aiming mode to manual aiming mode. In manual aiming mode, you get to shoot freely using the small circle on your screen. This is good to experienced players since they aim to get headshots. Headshots and buttshots (yes the shot at the butt) are rare when you are in auto-aiming mode. Please proceed with the test now." Sheila disappeared and now Jon is left alone.
"Ok... shoot the target eh? This should be easy." Just as jon said that, the targets began to move in random directions. "Oh ****...." Jon loaded an arrow on his bow and aimed at one target. he released the trigger. Whoosh! The arrow went straight, flying into the air. It goes... and goes... and GOES!!! Thud... The arrow pierced the target! "WOOHOO! SCORE!!!" jon let out a yell of excitement. "From this point, I bet its going to be easy..."
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Episode 7 : class in session
"Hey guys, whats your levels right now?" asked X. They all answered "10!". "Good number. Now follow me." said X. The 3 obeyed and followed X. They went back into the city, made a few turns, passed a few strores, and arrived at a peculiar place. "Welcome... to... TITANICA!!!". "Whats Titanica?" asked neo. "Lol, kidding, welcome to the recruitment centre. This is where you 3 can get your new classes." said X. "Cool..." said toh. "Maybe I should give you guys a synopsis on what jobs are there for you 3." said X.
X took a deep breathe, and said "This is the recruitment centre, a place where all beginner players go once they reach level 10. Once your inside the recruitment centre, you will see alot of players and 5 circles of light. Each circle of light represents a class that a player can join. They are the, swordsman, mage, archer, ninja and healer. First of, swordsman. These guys are the main backbone of any army, due to their flexibilty to be a minor healer, a useful warrior and a great help for healers in case they need protection. The reason why healers need protection shall be explained later. Swordsmans are good if you're up for a close range combat, since theyre very strong. Though they dont have much skills."
X took another deep breathe and continued on, "Mages are elemantalists who control their mana and manipulates their mana to conjure fire, summon spirits and what not. They are good backup that goes well with the swordsman, since swordsman doesnt have much magical skills. Though their mana are quite, they are usually picked on because of their low health. Archers, these guys are usually picked by cowards who hate to go close range and prefer to shoot from afar. Though shooting from far is good, you have to be bloody rich to buy all the arrows. Thats why archers are usually rich bastards. If jon sold his 2 artifacts, he would be a good archer considering he has enough money to buy an infinite amount of arrows". Jon snarled. Toh grunted. Neo said "ssh".
"Now on to ninjas. these guys are great backstabbers due to their silent armor and awesome magical skills. They have 2 types of weapons, long ranged crossbows and powerful double daggers. Either weapon is great, thus expanding the skills a ninja can master. Crossbows are used in mid-range, and the arrows can be tipped in poison and other types of liquids that can make the arrow deadly. Their daggers are light, thus making some room for other essential things like health recovery potions (DO NOT BUY FROM LUKES STORE) and such. Daggers can also be tipped with poison. Finally, healer. These guys, or mostly girls, heal people. Not only heals them, but also can revive people. Though the reviving skill takes a long time to master. The reason healers need protection, is because their health and mana ratio is 1:5, meaning, they have really low health. Of course, they can heal themselves, but if their comrades are in trouble, whats the use of healing yourself? and that concludes our intro on the classes." X finished his sentence. "That was a really long introduction to classes." said jon.
"So... you guys made up your minds yet?" asked X. "Hell yeah!"
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
X took a deep breathe, and said "This is the recruitment centre, a place where all beginner players go once they reach level 10. Once your inside the recruitment centre, you will see alot of players and 5 circles of light. Each circle of light represents a class that a player can join. They are the, swordsman, mage, archer, ninja and healer. First of, swordsman. These guys are the main backbone of any army, due to their flexibilty to be a minor healer, a useful warrior and a great help for healers in case they need protection. The reason why healers need protection shall be explained later. Swordsmans are good if you're up for a close range combat, since theyre very strong. Though they dont have much skills."
X took another deep breathe and continued on, "Mages are elemantalists who control their mana and manipulates their mana to conjure fire, summon spirits and what not. They are good backup that goes well with the swordsman, since swordsman doesnt have much magical skills. Though their mana are quite, they are usually picked on because of their low health. Archers, these guys are usually picked by cowards who hate to go close range and prefer to shoot from afar. Though shooting from far is good, you have to be bloody rich to buy all the arrows. Thats why archers are usually rich bastards. If jon sold his 2 artifacts, he would be a good archer considering he has enough money to buy an infinite amount of arrows". Jon snarled. Toh grunted. Neo said "ssh".
"Now on to ninjas. these guys are great backstabbers due to their silent armor and awesome magical skills. They have 2 types of weapons, long ranged crossbows and powerful double daggers. Either weapon is great, thus expanding the skills a ninja can master. Crossbows are used in mid-range, and the arrows can be tipped in poison and other types of liquids that can make the arrow deadly. Their daggers are light, thus making some room for other essential things like health recovery potions (DO NOT BUY FROM LUKES STORE) and such. Daggers can also be tipped with poison. Finally, healer. These guys, or mostly girls, heal people. Not only heals them, but also can revive people. Though the reviving skill takes a long time to master. The reason healers need protection, is because their health and mana ratio is 1:5, meaning, they have really low health. Of course, they can heal themselves, but if their comrades are in trouble, whats the use of healing yourself? and that concludes our intro on the classes." X finished his sentence. "That was a really long introduction to classes." said jon.
"So... you guys made up your minds yet?" asked X. "Hell yeah!"
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Friday, August 8, 2008
Episode 6 : Jons awesomeness
"What does a sun stone do?" asked toh. "Well, it surrounds you in fire, harmless to the wearer and his friends, harmful to his enemies. Kinda like the skill immolation from Warcraft III. And also, the chances of this being dropped by a level 1 slime is like 100000000000000 : 1. " answered X. "So... whos slime did you get that from?" asked jon. "Yours!" replied X. "Aww cmon! Jon already has the experience orb! Let me have it!" complained toh. "Ok, you have it" and X gave it to toh. "WTF?" said jon. "Dont worry, just see what happens to toh. " Ok! Now to wear my new sun stone."
Item cannot be worn. Item belongs to another player.
"What???" said toh. "HaHa! you cant wear it!" said jon. "Well, now you see why it has to be jons. Coz its his. " said X. "**** this" said toh. Suddenly a player named GM14 appeared behind toh. "You have broken a rule! Now you have to give me your password, or else your account will be banned!" said GM14. "What? X, is this for real?" asked toh. "Hey, back off scammer! I know you're not a GM!!! Report!" yelled X. "**** a high level!"
Player GM14 was reported for breaking a rule.
Player GM14 logged out.
"That should take care of that scammer. " said X. "Hey X, how'd you know he wasnt a GM?" asked jon. "GM's never ask for your password. That guy asked for toh's password, so hes not a GM" said X. "Phew, I thought I was really gonna get banned there." said toh. Toh and X talked more about the rules in Magic Online, while Jon looked around. "Hey guys, wheres neo?" asked jon. "Come to think of it, where is he?" replied toh. "I think hes over there!" said X while pointing to a well.
The trio went over to Neo. "Hey neo, watcha doing way over here?" asked X. "Oh! Me? Nothing! I was just facinated by the view of this... this... well! yes this well!" said neo. "OK... thats... random..." said jon.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
Item cannot be worn. Item belongs to another player.
"What???" said toh. "HaHa! you cant wear it!" said jon. "Well, now you see why it has to be jons. Coz its his. " said X. "**** this" said toh. Suddenly a player named GM14 appeared behind toh. "You have broken a rule! Now you have to give me your password, or else your account will be banned!" said GM14. "What? X, is this for real?" asked toh. "Hey, back off scammer! I know you're not a GM!!! Report!" yelled X. "**** a high level!"
Player GM14 was reported for breaking a rule.
Player GM14 logged out.
"That should take care of that scammer. " said X. "Hey X, how'd you know he wasnt a GM?" asked jon. "GM's never ask for your password. That guy asked for toh's password, so hes not a GM" said X. "Phew, I thought I was really gonna get banned there." said toh. Toh and X talked more about the rules in Magic Online, while Jon looked around. "Hey guys, wheres neo?" asked jon. "Come to think of it, where is he?" replied toh. "I think hes over there!" said X while pointing to a well.
The trio went over to Neo. "Hey neo, watcha doing way over here?" asked X. "Oh! Me? Nothing! I was just facinated by the view of this... this... well! yes this well!" said neo. "OK... thats... random..." said jon.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
Thursday, July 31, 2008
episode 5: The wonders of the slime
After a few levels...
"Oh yeah, I havent told you guys about how to get items from your dead opponents have I?" said X. "Well, now that you mention it, you havent!" answered toh. "Well, its pretty easy. Watch what I do. Toh, Jon and Neo watched observantly as X neared a dead slime. EWWWWWW!!!! *puke* *vomit* *barf*. *puke more*.
Player Neo fainted.
Player Jon fainted.
Player Toh fainted.
"Well, if you're gonna be playing this game, you'd better be used to doing this, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" X laughed sinisterly.
Player Toh revived.
Player Toh fainted again.
After all 3 players revived... with some setbacks of course...
"Bleugh... you actually inserted your hand into its... I dont even wanna talk about it!" said Neo. "Well, where do you think all this slime came from? The brain? Slimes dont have brains!" The only thing they do have is their digestive tract." said X. "Please... one more talk about the digestive system of anything... I might actually quit this game... *puke*" said Toh. "That was horribly gross" said Jon, while spewing out some excess puke from his mouth. "Oh hey look! While you all fainted, I actually got a Sun Stone from that slime there." said X.
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"Oh yeah, I havent told you guys about how to get items from your dead opponents have I?" said X. "Well, now that you mention it, you havent!" answered toh. "Well, its pretty easy. Watch what I do. Toh, Jon and Neo watched observantly as X neared a dead slime. EWWWWWW!!!! *puke* *vomit* *barf*. *puke more*.
Player Neo fainted.
Player Jon fainted.
Player Toh fainted.
"Well, if you're gonna be playing this game, you'd better be used to doing this, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" X laughed sinisterly.
Player Toh revived.
Player Toh fainted again.
After all 3 players revived... with some setbacks of course...
"Bleugh... you actually inserted your hand into its... I dont even wanna talk about it!" said Neo. "Well, where do you think all this slime came from? The brain? Slimes dont have brains!" The only thing they do have is their digestive tract." said X. "Please... one more talk about the digestive system of anything... I might actually quit this game... *puke*" said Toh. "That was horribly gross" said Jon, while spewing out some excess puke from his mouth. "Oh hey look! While you all fainted, I actually got a Sun Stone from that slime there." said X.
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Sunday, July 13, 2008
Episode 4: level 1 slime
X checked the town outside to see if the group of wanna-be players were still searching for them. Seeing as the town is already back to normal, he signalled the others to follow him. They obeyed. While neo was looking around to see if anyone else was following them, toh whispered to jon, "I dont think I can trust that guy." . "Why not? He did save our butts just now." replied jon. " I dunno, I just feel an air of insecurity whenever Im around him." said toh. "Oh yeah like Im suppose to trust your instincts. The last time I did that, I ended up in a trashcan!" said jon. "Oh... sorry bout that, but Im serious! This guy might just be acting good, and when were occupied doing something else, he'll kill us! And steal your orb!" said toh. "Well, if he wanted to kill us, why didnt he kill us back in the hideout?" said jon. "Maybe... he just wants us to trust him enough, until we totally let our guard down." replied toh while looking at X. "Your just being paranoid. See, he's a good guy. He's even watching out for us." said jon. "Ok, but I blame you if I died by his hands." toh gave up the whispery argument. "Ok guys, were almost reaching the city gates. Just make sure you keep low and... uh-oh..." X stopped on his tracks and showed the guys what he saw. "Bloody hell..." said toh.
The streets were as crowded as a traffic rush in Bangkok. Though only this shouldnt worry the guys, what worried them was that it wasnt only filled with players, it was filled with monsters that came to pillage the town. "Its a bloody battle over there." said X. "Yeah, so how are we suppose to get past them without one of those creeps attack us?" asked toh. "And wtih jons orb that reacts right when someone attacks us, the players that were once chasing us will come again." said neo. "Heheheh... I know a shortcut." X told them and ordered them to follow him. "You see, for the past 3 years I've been playing this game, I've started to realize shortcuts and hidden routes in the game." said X while jumping on a broken wall ruin, with neo, toh and jon following him. "So youre saying that you know this game like the back of your hand right?" asked neo. "I guess you can say that." replied X. They jumped on rocks, and rocks and rocks, until they were high enough to jump on one of the small cottages. After 1 last jump which took some time because neo kept falling, they were finally out of the city. "Whoa... so this is the outside world..." jon said in amazement.
"You guys wanna go training for awhile?" asked X. "Yeah sure. Im still a noob anyways." said toh. "Ok lets go to the nearest monster area. The 3 noobs and 1 pro walked and walked and walked, and have come to a small ruin. The ruin was filled with debris and small wrecked houses littering the area. Jon jumped when he saw something move behind one of the wrecked houses. "What was that?" asked jon. "Oh that? Why dont you go there for a minute and check it out? Dont worry, your not gonna die." said X. "Ok. If you say so." Jon slowly walked towards the wrecked house. As he drew closer and closer, he can see the details on his encounter. It was a small blob, green in color. It had small, beady eyes and seems to be harmless. Just as jon was about to go near it, it suddenly attacked jon, RIGHT IN THE FACE. "Ouch!" jon reacted by swinging his sword. He killed it. "I thought you said it wasnt gonna attack me! It freakin clawed me!" yelled jon at X. "Hey alls I said was it wont kill you. And anyways, you've gained some experience points!" said X. Toh and neo had a go on slicing on one of those slimes. They hacked and slash, and finally, they rose a level. "Cool, I rose a level!" toh exclaimed. "Cool. Now all you need to do is get a few more levels and you can check out the new classes you can apply.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
The streets were as crowded as a traffic rush in Bangkok. Though only this shouldnt worry the guys, what worried them was that it wasnt only filled with players, it was filled with monsters that came to pillage the town. "Its a bloody battle over there." said X. "Yeah, so how are we suppose to get past them without one of those creeps attack us?" asked toh. "And wtih jons orb that reacts right when someone attacks us, the players that were once chasing us will come again." said neo. "Heheheh... I know a shortcut." X told them and ordered them to follow him. "You see, for the past 3 years I've been playing this game, I've started to realize shortcuts and hidden routes in the game." said X while jumping on a broken wall ruin, with neo, toh and jon following him. "So youre saying that you know this game like the back of your hand right?" asked neo. "I guess you can say that." replied X. They jumped on rocks, and rocks and rocks, until they were high enough to jump on one of the small cottages. After 1 last jump which took some time because neo kept falling, they were finally out of the city. "Whoa... so this is the outside world..." jon said in amazement.
"You guys wanna go training for awhile?" asked X. "Yeah sure. Im still a noob anyways." said toh. "Ok lets go to the nearest monster area. The 3 noobs and 1 pro walked and walked and walked, and have come to a small ruin. The ruin was filled with debris and small wrecked houses littering the area. Jon jumped when he saw something move behind one of the wrecked houses. "What was that?" asked jon. "Oh that? Why dont you go there for a minute and check it out? Dont worry, your not gonna die." said X. "Ok. If you say so." Jon slowly walked towards the wrecked house. As he drew closer and closer, he can see the details on his encounter. It was a small blob, green in color. It had small, beady eyes and seems to be harmless. Just as jon was about to go near it, it suddenly attacked jon, RIGHT IN THE FACE. "Ouch!" jon reacted by swinging his sword. He killed it. "I thought you said it wasnt gonna attack me! It freakin clawed me!" yelled jon at X. "Hey alls I said was it wont kill you. And anyways, you've gained some experience points!" said X. Toh and neo had a go on slicing on one of those slimes. They hacked and slash, and finally, they rose a level. "Cool, I rose a level!" toh exclaimed. "Cool. Now all you need to do is get a few more levels and you can check out the new classes you can apply.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
episode 3: trust of a stranger
In a split-second, a barrier was conjured immediately without hesitation. The sword that, was meant to cut into the meat of jon, is now repelled off, leaving a small mark on the barrier. Toh and neo watched in amazement. Jon himself didnt know what had just happened. The mysterious player then started to speak: "That experience orb has 2 main uses. 1, to block off any attack that would make an instant kill to the orb carrier, and 2, gives the orb carrier experience points which equals half the damage done by the orb carrier to his/her opponent. This, is why you didnt die. Since my attack would've killed you if it were to hit you, the orb created a barrier, thus protecting you from harm. Sweet right? Oh yeah and these things can go to millions if sold on the auction market."
Jon did a little dance, celebrating at his luck of getting such a wondrous item. "So... lets just say jon was about to get the shit beat out of him, the orb quickly acts, creating a shield?" toh asked. "Yes. BUT" the mysterious player said, and he continued "The shield has to recharge after one use. The length of time the shield uses to recharge until it can be used again depends on the damage dealt to the orb carrier, and the orb carriers level. If the orb carrier is, like jon and you two, a low level, then the orb will take less time to recharge than a high level player with the same orb." "err... guys, since when were there a lot of people surrounding us?" asked neo. The four quickly looked around them and saw many players waiting for them to end their conversation.
Suddenly one of em spoke, "YOU NOOBZ! SELL ME THAT ORB! I GIVE YOU 100000GP!!!" and then another player yelled, "NO I BUY FROM U 200000!!!" and the numbers just keep going on and on and on. All the players seem to be wanting that orb really badly. "Guys, lets take this chance and... RUN!" the four quickly ran away, with the mysterious player leading the way. "HEY DEYRE GETING 4WAY! GET EM!!!" all the players chased them, typing in random numbers that the cant possibly afford, just hoping jon would give up his orb and take their money. "Guys, this way. I know a shortcut." the mysterious player then showed a small alley between 2 statues. Jon and neo followed the player, but stopped when they realized toh wasnt following. "What are you waiting for toh, an invitation!?" yelled jon. "Are you sure we should be trusting that guy?" questioned toh. "well, seeing or situation, theres no choice now is there?" said neo. "alright alright. Hey dude, wait up!" and the 3 kept on following the mysterious player. After a few dashes, they had finally lost them. "I think we lost them... huh... huh..." said jon. " That... was... so... dangerous..." said neo. "Ok guys, we should keep a low profile from now on, especially jon." said the mysterious player. "Hey you! You still havent told us your name yet!" said toh. "Oh me? Well... I guess you can call me X for now." answered X. "X? what kinda name is that?" said neo. "It sounds cool for a mysterious player ok?" replied X. "Well its your choice, X." said jon. "Ok, X, since you know the most about this game, why not tell us exactly, HOW to keep a low profile?" asked toh. "Oh I have a good idea!" X took out his bag and looked for some items. "Ah here it is, 3 blue hooded robes." said X as he distributed the robes. "Oh sure, whats so normal about 3 low level players wearing blue hooded robes and a really high levelled player." said jon. "Just wear em! The hood hides players names so other players cannot see them." said X. "But why cant we see your name, when your not wearing one of these?" asked neo. "Im wearing a helmet..." said X. "Oh good answer..."
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
Jon did a little dance, celebrating at his luck of getting such a wondrous item. "So... lets just say jon was about to get the shit beat out of him, the orb quickly acts, creating a shield?" toh asked. "Yes. BUT" the mysterious player said, and he continued "The shield has to recharge after one use. The length of time the shield uses to recharge until it can be used again depends on the damage dealt to the orb carrier, and the orb carriers level. If the orb carrier is, like jon and you two, a low level, then the orb will take less time to recharge than a high level player with the same orb." "err... guys, since when were there a lot of people surrounding us?" asked neo. The four quickly looked around them and saw many players waiting for them to end their conversation.
Suddenly one of em spoke, "YOU NOOBZ! SELL ME THAT ORB! I GIVE YOU 100000GP!!!" and then another player yelled, "NO I BUY FROM U 200000!!!" and the numbers just keep going on and on and on. All the players seem to be wanting that orb really badly. "Guys, lets take this chance and... RUN!" the four quickly ran away, with the mysterious player leading the way. "HEY DEYRE GETING 4WAY! GET EM!!!" all the players chased them, typing in random numbers that the cant possibly afford, just hoping jon would give up his orb and take their money. "Guys, this way. I know a shortcut." the mysterious player then showed a small alley between 2 statues. Jon and neo followed the player, but stopped when they realized toh wasnt following. "What are you waiting for toh, an invitation!?" yelled jon. "Are you sure we should be trusting that guy?" questioned toh. "well, seeing or situation, theres no choice now is there?" said neo. "alright alright. Hey dude, wait up!" and the 3 kept on following the mysterious player. After a few dashes, they had finally lost them. "I think we lost them... huh... huh..." said jon. " That... was... so... dangerous..." said neo. "Ok guys, we should keep a low profile from now on, especially jon." said the mysterious player. "Hey you! You still havent told us your name yet!" said toh. "Oh me? Well... I guess you can call me X for now." answered X. "X? what kinda name is that?" said neo. "It sounds cool for a mysterious player ok?" replied X. "Well its your choice, X." said jon. "Ok, X, since you know the most about this game, why not tell us exactly, HOW to keep a low profile?" asked toh. "Oh I have a good idea!" X took out his bag and looked for some items. "Ah here it is, 3 blue hooded robes." said X as he distributed the robes. "Oh sure, whats so normal about 3 low level players wearing blue hooded robes and a really high levelled player." said jon. "Just wear em! The hood hides players names so other players cannot see them." said X. "But why cant we see your name, when your not wearing one of these?" asked neo. "Im wearing a helmet..." said X. "Oh good answer..."
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Episode 1: the beginning...
Introduction: To all those noobs out there who are unaware of the current situation you are in right now, you are reading a blog called, Magic Online Chronicles *background music!* bam bam bam!!! This is a story about some heroes who play some game that seems so real and they met some people blah blah blah... Story! Episode 1: the beginning...
Player jon has entered
Player toh has entered
Player neo has entered
"Ok... how do I walk?" said toh. "You idiot, didnt you read what that tutorial guide taught us!?" yelled jon. "No. I kept pressing the 'continue' button until he had finally stopped talking." said toh. "lolz nubcake pl4yer I r JEFFTEHPWNZER full lvl 99!!! I r h4xorrr too lolz I 4337 pwnzer!!!" said some mysterious player. "Ok..." toh slowly backed away from him. "hey guys!" called out someone from the background. "whos that?" asked jon. "Its me, neo!" said neo. "dude, your all covered in aluminium!" stated toh. "This... is basic armor... idiot..." said neo. "Oh yeah. The guide teaches people how to do basic stuff, unlike SOME people who just kept tapping the continue button." said jon. "alright alright. So how do you equip items anyway?" asked toh. Jon, with a grinning smile, said "press alt+k+i+l+l". Toh immediately pressed those buttons. *bleugh...*
Player toh has died.
Player toh has respawned at nearest town.
"**** you!!!" shouted toh. Suddenly someone really big, and bulky, and buffed, and full of really nasty armor, approached toh. "You have just broke rule number 3! No talking rubbish! You are hereby, sentenced to death, on the spot!!!". The erm... GM (game master) swung his big and almighty axe and killed toh.
Player toh has died.
Player toh has respawned at nearest town.
"This is all your fault..." toh looked at jon while pointing his finger. "Oh whos fault was it to say that f word!?" replied jon. "f-" toh stopped his almost f word utter. "Im just gonna go log off for awhile..." said toh.
Player toh has logged out.
Player jon is suddenly lagging.
Player jon has logged out.
Neo just stood there...
Player jon has logged in.
Player toh has logged in.
"And thats for making me die 2 times!" yelled toh. "you didnt have to come all the way to my house just to beat me up!!!" said jon. "Guys! Stop fighting and lets get on with our gaming!" Neo said. "fine... after I figure out how to wear my piece of aluminium thats been rusting in my bag." toh said.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
Player jon has entered
Player toh has entered
Player neo has entered
"Ok... how do I walk?" said toh. "You idiot, didnt you read what that tutorial guide taught us!?" yelled jon. "No. I kept pressing the 'continue' button until he had finally stopped talking." said toh. "lolz nubcake pl4yer I r JEFFTEHPWNZER full lvl 99!!! I r h4xorrr too lolz I 4337 pwnzer!!!" said some mysterious player. "Ok..." toh slowly backed away from him. "hey guys!" called out someone from the background. "whos that?" asked jon. "Its me, neo!" said neo. "dude, your all covered in aluminium!" stated toh. "This... is basic armor... idiot..." said neo. "Oh yeah. The guide teaches people how to do basic stuff, unlike SOME people who just kept tapping the continue button." said jon. "alright alright. So how do you equip items anyway?" asked toh. Jon, with a grinning smile, said "press alt+k+i+l+l". Toh immediately pressed those buttons. *bleugh...*
Player toh has died.
Player toh has respawned at nearest town.
"**** you!!!" shouted toh. Suddenly someone really big, and bulky, and buffed, and full of really nasty armor, approached toh. "You have just broke rule number 3! No talking rubbish! You are hereby, sentenced to death, on the spot!!!". The erm... GM (game master) swung his big and almighty axe and killed toh.
Player toh has died.
Player toh has respawned at nearest town.
"This is all your fault..." toh looked at jon while pointing his finger. "Oh whos fault was it to say that f word!?" replied jon. "f-" toh stopped his almost f word utter. "Im just gonna go log off for awhile..." said toh.
Player toh has logged out.
Player jon is suddenly lagging.
Player jon has logged out.
Neo just stood there...
Player jon has logged in.
Player toh has logged in.
"And thats for making me die 2 times!" yelled toh. "you didnt have to come all the way to my house just to beat me up!!!" said jon. "Guys! Stop fighting and lets get on with our gaming!" Neo said. "fine... after I figure out how to wear my piece of aluminium thats been rusting in my bag." toh said.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
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